Episodes
Friday May 05, 2023
Friday May 05, 2023
“Con of the Century”
It was the con of the century
Only happens in idiocracies
Their heads placed permanently in the sand
Forgot to look up to breathe again
Told to not believe what they see nor hear
Unless uttered by faux “John Miller”
He authored the con of the century
On a yuge bathroom stall with a Sharpie
Their delusions quickly became quite clear
The con “will set us free”
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Friday May 05, 2023
Friday May 05, 2023
34 Felony Crackdown
1. "Con of the Century" - 0:57
Act I: Dotards and Dons
2. "34 Felony Crackdown" - 5:10
3. "No More Honesty" - 3:12
4. "¡Amar Old Glory Hole!" - 3:31
5. "Withholding the Bribery" - 4:40
6. "Donnie's a Zero" - 3:11
7. "Stormy At Birth" - 3:52
Act II: Harlequins and Fakes
8. "He's Jesus Nowhere" - 4:36
9. "Pisstaker" - 3:24
10. "Harassing All Women and Girls" - 3:52
11. "Daughter's Sexy" - 2:56
12. "¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)" - 3:49
13. "Senseless Mind Syndrome" - 4:18
Act III: You're Accused and Betrayed
14. "You're Accused and Betrayed" - 3:12
15. "Erratic Days" - 4:17
16. "Slim-to-None Funds" - 5:16
17. "Orwellian Poetry" (A. "Woke Insomnia" / B. "Project Real") - 4:26
18. "Right the Right" - 4:34
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YouTube
Saturday Apr 08, 2023
”Expel Ds” (parody based on Silverchair’s song ”Abuse Me”)
Saturday Apr 08, 2023
Saturday Apr 08, 2023
"Expel Ds" (to the tune of Silverchair's "Abuse Me")
Need to take some action
Getting in their face
They just went full fascist
Let’s f*ck ‘em in different ways
Come on, expel Ds, yeah, we’ll fight it
Well, they don’t think they’ll suffer
But we’ll make sure they do
They’ll be running scared
And trip on the truth
Come on, expel Ds, yeah, we’ll fight it
Come on, keep tweeting, ‘cause you’ll lose
Come on, expel Ds, yeah, we’ll fight it
Come on, keep tweeting, ‘cause you’ll lose
Vote the traitors out of here
Vote the traitors out of here
Vote the traitors out of here
Vote the traitors out of there, out of here
Come on, expel Ds, yeah, we’ll fight it
Come on, keep tweeting, ‘cause you’ll lose
Vote the traitors out of here
Vote the traitors out of here
Vote the traitors out of here
Vote the traitors out of here
Vote the traitors out of here
Vote the traitors out of here
Vote the traitors out of here
Vote the traitors out of there, out of here
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
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Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
Saturday Apr 08, 2023
”MAGA Tears” (parody based on Cold’s song ”Wasted Years”)
Saturday Apr 08, 2023
Saturday Apr 08, 2023
"MAGA Tears" (to the tune of Cold's "Wasted Years")
There’s a meme they post
After he gets indicted with thirty felonies
Saying life ain’t fair
To him and the billions he stole
All the tweets go on out
Donations come on in
Mad emojis clicked
Pressed the caps lock again
Blaming allergies
Glad tissues are near
They can’t help but let out some MAGA tears
I’m loving all these MAGA tears
I’m loving all these MAGA tears
They think he’s Jesus Christ
Porn star spanking him with a rag was the Second “Coming”
He’d only save himself
A rapist seized in the rapture
‘Stead he’s back down to earth
All these troubles that he’ll face
Why can’t his demons be erased?
All the tweets go on out
Donations come on in
Mad emojis clicked
Pressed the caps lock again
Blaming allergies
Glad tissues are near
They can’t help but let out some MAGA tears
I’m loving all these MAGA tears
I’m loving all these MAGA tears
I’m loving all these MAGA tears
All the tweets go on out
Donations come on in
Mad emojis clicked
Pressed the caps lock again
Blaming allergies
Glad tissues are near
They can’t help but let out some MAGA tears
All the tweets go on out
Donations come on in
Mad emojis clicked
Pressed the caps lock again
Blaming allergies
Glad tissues are near
They can’t help but let out some MAGA tears
All the tweets go on out
Donations come on in
Mad emojis clicked
Pressed the caps lock again
Blaming allergies
Glad tissues are near
They can’t help but let out some MAGA tears
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
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Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
Saturday Apr 08, 2023
”Grifts Away” (parody based on Dobie Gray’s song ”Drift Away”)
Saturday Apr 08, 2023
Saturday Apr 08, 2023
"Grifts Away" (to the tune of Dobie Gray's "Drift Away")
Day after day he files lawsuits
For anything, nothing, and/or everything
Through it all he has never paid his dues
His lawyers snarl and cringe
He’s still the same
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
He demands your donations all the time
Then brags that he’s much richer than you
He goes on spouting bigly lies
Tells you what you must do
Or else he will sue
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
And when his bank’s wiped clean
He knows who to see – the mob and Vlady
They’ll help carry him through
If he grabs US by the pu$$y
He’s far weaker than a silly string
Far dumber than a deformed, comatose frog
Yet when he croaks, millions still believe
He can carry a song
They sing along
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
Nah nah nah, don’t you, don’t you pay him
Don’t pay him
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
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YouTube
Thursday Apr 06, 2023
Live in War, Rest in Peace
Thursday Apr 06, 2023
Thursday Apr 06, 2023
I dedicate this podcast to Brian Grgurich, who was gay; never given a fair chance in life; and passed way too soon. Rest in peace, my good friend.
Thursday Apr 06, 2023
Lied, Concealed, Indicted, He’s Trump
Thursday Apr 06, 2023
Thursday Apr 06, 2023
In this episode I cover Trump's indictment; what the prosecution will prove; and what the defense will try pulling from their arse. Not only that, I snarkily respond to right-wingers' ridiculously over-the-top commentary regarding their hero's arrest. Such precious snowflakes...
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
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Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
Monday Sep 12, 2022
Monday Sep 12, 2022
"Donnie and the Feds" (to the tune of Elton John's "Bennie and the Jets")
MAGAts, better look on Twitter
Donnie raided for nothing
‘Cept stealing something nuclear
Yeah, he’ll sell it to anyone
Who wears a crown
So, let’s all grab some booze and popcorn
For he’s going down
So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out
Their heads deep up his ass
D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds
Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y
Without ol’ Donnie’s consent
Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked
Oh, his safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5
D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds
MAGAts, they’re coming for you next
Clear your search hist’ry
And don’t steal White House documents
Because watching porn is the same as treason
Don’t let nobody tell you otherwise
They’re just blind from whacking-off
So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out
Their heads deep up his ass
D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds
Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y
Without ol’ Donnie’s consent
Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked
His safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5
D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds
So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out
Their heads deep up his ass
D-D-D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds
Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y
Without ol’ Donnie’s consent
Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked
His safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5
D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds
Donnie, Donnie and the Feds
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds, the Feds, the Feds
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds
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Monday Jul 25, 2022
Perception Is Deception
Monday Jul 25, 2022
Monday Jul 25, 2022
In this episode, I discuss the perception vs. the reality that is the Joe Biden presidency thus far. Includes: snark, facts, snarky facts, and facty snarks.
Books
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Saturday Jul 23, 2022
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 8
Saturday Jul 23, 2022
Saturday Jul 23, 2022
In this episode, I talk 187 minutes (for 10 minutes); Josh Hawley resembling a chicken; and Clark Kent, all while providing my best/worst impressions of Adam Kinzinger, Steve Bannon, and of course, Donald Trump.
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
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