Episodes
Friday May 29, 2020
"Twittermob" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 10)
Friday May 29, 2020
Friday May 29, 2020
“Twittermob”
Nobody liked you
Everyone blocked you
The mob has attacked you for bashing Trump
Here come all the bots and trolls
Punctuation errors all the time
Misspelling “the” and “stupid”
Having the grammar of tulips
Never spoken English in their lives
Here come the same old insults
You’re a socialist communist Marxist
They don’t know what those words mean
They think they’re all shades of green
When you prove them wrong, they call you racist
I just called Trump a bigly sack of sh*t
The Russian mob is now reporting it
I used an asterisk, not an “i”
The judge says I won’t do any time
They won’t stop until Moscow sleeps
They won’t stop until Putin says
Why is the sun up?
Where did the night go?
I swear it’s past time to go to bed
Even trolls need some beauty rest
Fact-checkers and common sense will never scare them off
English teachers’ red marks will make them laugh
Best to move on
They’re not the Judases of Nambia
They defend Taint Donny in spite of
His care and concern for just himself
To rock the boat that is America
They won’t stop until Moscow sleeps
They won’t stop until Putin says
Why is the sun up?
Where did the night go?
I swear it’s past time to go to bed
I say they can’t shake this place
Unless we allow them
They can be persistent as hell
But can never be Warren
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