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Saturday Jan 15, 2022
”On the Wrong Side” (parody based on The Killers’ song, ”Mr. Brightside”)
Saturday Jan 15, 2022
Saturday Jan 15, 2022
"The Wrong Side" (to the tune of The Killers' "Mr. Brightside")
Heading to ICU
They think they’re doing just fine
Getting a tube pushed down
‘Cause they can’t breathe at all
It all started with a sniff
Was like their nostrils kissed, but
It was only a sniff
It was only a sniff
They just came back from church
Decided to get weird
They were both still virgins
And just learned abstinence
So they got into bed
Too prude to kiss, so they
Went nostril to nostril
And they started to sniff
Hard
They transferred COVID
Hard
With no shot
Without med school
Without degrees
Know more than doctors
Immunity
Achieved with bleach, not vaccines
Lights in butts – the way to go
Unless there’s horse dewormer
They’ll forever be viewed
Unkindly by history
Shouting “FREEDOM!” as they die
Yeah, they’re on the wrong side
They’re heading to ICU
They think they’re doing just fine
Getting a tube pushed down
‘Cause they can’t breathe at all
It all started with a sniff
Was like their nostrils kissed, but
It was only a sniff
It was only a sniff
They just came back from church
Decided to get weird
They were both still virgins
And just learned abstinence
So they got into bed
Too prude to kiss, so they
Went nostril to nostril
And they started to sniff
Hard
They transferred COVID
Hard
With no shot
Without med school
Without degrees
Know more than doctors
Immunity
Achieved with bleach, not vaccines
Lights in butts – the way to go
Unless there’s horse dewormer
They’ll forever be viewed
Unkindly by history
Shouting “FREEDOM!” as they die
Yeah, they’re on the wrong side
A fever
A fever
A fever
A fever
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