Episodes
Friday Aug 13, 2021
Friday Aug 13, 2021
"Want Him to Fix My Ride" (to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive")
My car broke down; it won’t even turn on
Told the mechanic would know what to do
He’s been doing it for thirty some odd years
So I went to Bob, who’s much cheaper
He’s a florist
Got roses at half price
I want him to fix my ride
Want him to fix my ride
Saw it on Facebook; it has to be true
That the mechanic turns cars into big brown shoes
I can’t take the risk; shoes don’t have engines, wheels, or tires
Need someone who knows petals; I know just the guy
He’s a florist
Got roses at half price
I want him to fix my ride
Want him to fix my ride
Flower petals
Yeah
Yeah, he’s a florist
Got roses at half price
I want him to fix my ride
He’s got no experience; thinks axles are hatchets
But he’s better than elitist mechanics
He tells me what I want to hear, right or wrong
Put the car in a vase; water it; watch it grow
Yeah, he’s a florist
Got roses at half price
I want him to fix my ride
Yeah, he’s a florist
Who just rides a 1-speed bike
And I want him to fix my ride
I know fate is on my side
I know he will fix my ride
He’ll fix my ride
He’ll fix my ride
He’ll fix my ride
He’ll fix my ride
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
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